11:00 and you'll find him locking legs and avoiding dog-shit poised under fallen leaves
13:00 and he's postmanning the current favourite for hip jump of the year (it's in Stockport if you're wondering). How does he do it? We caught up with the man himself to ask the man himself how does he do it? "I seek inspiration in unusual places; the texture of a cardigan, the hallmark on a plate, the delicate scent of a 'used - like new' loafer... and then when I'm back on two wheels, I just let the juices flow. Stay versatile."